Loving paddling means hating droughts, traffic jams, work and generally anything that stands between your kayak and the water.
Well after realising that I couldn't really paddle down the Thames I've booked flights back to NZ so I can get back to The Hutt river. But the other thing is, I want to paddle on the flight home, so I had to make a game to keep me going on the long haul.
That brings me to the big announcement. Yakin' has just been released on the iOS and Android app stores. All this white water fun can be in your pocket in seconds!
Splash crash and swim your way down treacherous rapids.
Battle past logs, rocks, boulders, eddies, and walls in hours of adrenaline filled, white water extreme madness.
Be serenaded with the soothing 80s game-rock written and performed by Matt Mulholland.
"Mean Addictive, awesome, love it. Just like real life I keep swimming." "It's got that must-3-star-everything addictive quality about it." "Annoyingly addictive" "A splash hit! A fun and challenging game with old-skool graphics and music. Really hard to get 3 stars on each level, and that just makes me want to play it more!" "Like being on the river - but warm An addictive game that'll keep you busy for hours. A lot of fun and the soundtrack is rad - is that matt Mulholland? Wow. Actually hands down love no in app purchases and no ads! Good work." "Ski free and track mania have a baby Love it! Horribly addictive with a "just one more turn" feel. Great fun and really challenging!" And positive reviews!
The latest title from New Zealand based Two Fish One Chips, Yakin, represents a monumental step forward in action sport gaming. This is a game for anyone with a love of paddling, just wanting to spend a quiet Sunday freaking out down some grade five rapids.
Tackle your times in 45 fast, action packed rivers in a variety of different kayaks. Enjoy stunning pixel art scenery. Enjoy swimming in grade one-five+ rapids without getting your feet wet*
*unless for some reason you happen to spill some liquid on them. Or if you are hardy enough to actually play this kayaking game whilst actually kayaking, which would just be LEGENDARY. In fact, this is exactly what you should do. Buy this game, buy a kayak, and combine these two activities. Are you game? Don't be a chicken! Pics or it didn't happen. Seriously. Send this to me @2fish1chips and I'll tweet your praises for a long time.